Mommy comforts you after finding out your girlfriend broke up with you. Don't worry son, you were too good for her anyway! You deserve someone so much better! But now you get to spend more time with mommy, and mommy loves you so much more than that girl ever did. Mommy will do anything for you, even things your ex girlfriend wouldn't do. Sweetie, you shouldn't waste your time with girls who'll just use you and toss you aside when they're done. Mommy can be your girlfriend now, because mommy loves you unconditionally, and will never say no to you!