I decided to take pity on all of the losers and make a video that you actually deserve - a completely pixelated video from beginning to end. That's right loser, you won't get to see anything but my censored body.
Of course, that means I can do whatever I want while I'm pixelated! I'll taunt and tease you by stripping naked, touching myself and laughing while I deny you.
Be grateful for what you get. You'll never deserve my naked body, but at least you can give me something to laugh about!